july 7 in idea barrages

They’re not Band-Aids, that’s the brand. They’re bandages, Band-Aids are just bandage’s monster.

A show about the adventures of a vegetarian bear named Lentil Ben.

The people who cry foul that folks are getting “cancelled” are the same people who giddily blacklisted people during the Red Scares AND are the same ones holding up former KGB agent Vlad Putin as their last protector of their precious “whiteness”. Hypocrites are a wild wild ride.

What if Mr. Belvedere had been writing his letters to THE BAND Queen?

Why call it a “cameltoe” when we could call it the much more tasteful “beavage”?

I mean, no one would enjoy a parody of the Velvet Underground’s “All Tomorrow’s Parties” about Billy Barty as much as I would so I guess I just have to let that one lie.

Twitter With Butterfly Wings - “Despite All My Rage, I Will Only Sit Here And Complain”

She said she wants a cake with rhubarb and I said NO NO NO