june 29 in idea barrages

  • June 28, 2021, 7:44 a.m.
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  1. A burlesque magic act where no matter how many clothes you take off, you have more clothes to take off, called THE MOBIUS STRIPPER.

  2. You could say that “Deep Throat” is a seminal pornographic film but, from a certain point of view, most of them are.

  3. “this duke Paul, owns you all, rules the place from castle walls, with a kwisatz haderach, name him for the moon, he’s the Mu’adib in Dune”

  4. Lauren Boebert is like if you ordered Tina Fey on Wish.

  5. That girl is froooooozeeeen, FROZEN, FROZEN, never trust a blizzard and a smile dun dun d-dun dun d-dun d-dun DUN

  6. When you start to think your successes couldn’t possibly be your own because you’re just made of semolina flour and water, that’s impasta syndrome.

  7. In Soviet Méliès, big pizza pie hits MOON in the eye!

  8. DROW-BOY, BABY, skin dark blue and the ears like knives, DROW-BOY, BABY, doesn’t do too well in direct sunlight, DROW-BOY, BABY, fight all night and you sleep all day, DROW-BOY, BABY, he can smell an orc from a mile away!


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