june 24 in idea barrages

It’s peculiar, America, where the dominant culture loves “rising up” against an imagined other dominant culture that it either vastly over-estimated or entirely fictitious. Oppression masked as rebellion, grievance as a perpetual motion machine of cruel dominance.

Indian food. Arcade games. Bollywood dance shows. CHUTNEY CHEESE’S. Let’s get this done.

A documentary about the peculiar trend in breakfast cereal ads for there to be people criminally or psychotically obsessed with the cereal called PART OF AN IMBALANCED BREAKFAST.

“I would never allow myself to be tracked via microchip!” he posted from his iPhone.

Sometimes the easiest solution is in fact the only solution. Thinking can turn upon itself like a woven finger-trap if you let it. Step back. Reset. Let go. A labyrinth can be so fascinating, you can sometimes miss the exit right next to the entrance.

Multiplying two negatives to get a positive is just like how when John Cena puts on camo, they cancel each other out and he is suddenly HIGHLY visible.

Jennifer Aniston never did an ad for Anicin and this is more proof I should be the one in charge of things like that because, dammit, at least I realize the puns that really should be low-hanging fruit.

Easy listening is the hardest to listen to.