june 23 in idea barrages

You wanna know how we fix America? Honestly? Socialize medicine, about 25% of us go back to school for mental health degrees and we all just give each other therapy. Everyone in this country is broke or ill or both. Fix it all one fell swoop.

Machine Gun Kelly looks like Post Malone’s nephew trying to look like a member of Green Day.

When we were kids, the only Mass Effect we could experience was falling asleep in the pews.

A brew-pub simulator tabletop game called LUNCHEONS & LAGERS.

LESS “JUST DO IT”, MORE “JUST DON’T”!

In Soviet youtube, like button smashes YOU.

I just realized: Dave Matthews is soft-rock Phish.

We could do a whole Christmas version of “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” built around just turning that opening “JITTERBUG” into “SUGAR PLUMS! SUGAR PLUMS!”