june 22 in idea barrages

The dumbest portion of any extremism is the accelerationists, those who believe they win by letting the monsters do their worst so people will finally rise against them. For any bruise to quickly heal properly, anti-inflammatories must do their work first. We must be the Advil.

When he blamed the birds for eating his trail of breadcrumbs, those birds were the very first victims of Hansel culture.

Hope is the opposite of the devil, speak its name and it disappears. Nothing jinxes good tidings like expecting them.

Whenever I hear 21 Pilots, I always reflect on the fact that they’re just being wasteful, that you could easily get that weak of a sound out of three or four pilots at 20% the cost.

Veterinarians draw a fixed income.

Gotta love it when by the time you notice the invite from a porn spam-bot, they’ve already pulled down their pictures.

An ASMR video sponsored by Audible.com that is, by definition, just barely audible. Internet, you contain legions of contradictions.

LESS GOTH, MORE HOTH!