june 16 in idea barrages

Instant Universe! Just add Entropy! (Some disappointment required.)

In a pinch, for fire-starting, pine-resin soaked fatwood can be substituted for with stoner lung.

Violence begets violence. Doesn’t matter how right you are or how wrong someone else is. The cycle will only repeat back onto you both. It will only and always repeat until someone has the strength to break it. And you’re the only person you have control any over. Be the one.

Your responsibility to others is your highest calling. To be the keeper of your brother, your sister. This life is not about proving how strong you think you are. There are so many people still vulnerable. Keep wearing your mask, wherever you are allowed. For other peoples’ sake.

FRIENDS is television for people who think Miracle Whip is too spicy.

THE MANY LOVES OF DOBIE GILLIS should’ve had toy tie-ins because then we could own The Krebbs Cycle.

My pitch for the title of Michael Stipe’s cookbook is “Aromatics For The People”.

Sit down with your holographic newspaper, do a little light reading.