may 28 in idea barrages

TEMPURA HIGHWAY, WHERE THE… FOOD’S FRIED… WHERE THE BATTER’S LIGHTER, THE TASTE IS BRIGHTER THAN… SUNSHINE…

An Alanis Morissette parody about Tarantino called “Show Him Your Feet”.

If some store would just have the guts to call their store brand “Verisimilitude” instead of… “Great Value” or “Food Club” or whatever’.

A Bush parody about Mr. Bean?

WHO’S JOLLY, he said, and laughed in that special way, WHO’S JOLLY, he said, and shook like jelly, WHO’S JOLLY, he said, cheeks rosy as Mars in May, then he flew away, all right.

Erratic, erratic, place strange thoughts all over the attic.

A series about a culinary detective called THE ROQUEFORT FILES.

European soccer owners give off a “James Bond villain” vibe while NFL owners give off an “It’s A Wonderful Life villain” vibe.