You know what they say about guys with small cars. in The Napkin.

Good gas mileage.

Been tracking the mileage for my 2008 Honda Fit since I got her. Averages around 33 mpg. Only dips below 30 mpg in the winter. Or if my driving is mostly residential.

And despite what science and common knowledge says, I get upwards of 37 mpg when I would speed. (80+ mph range. Beyond 85 mph I start feeling unsafe.)

Watch your following range, kids. If you tailgate me, I’ll ease off the gas to troll you. Won’t dip below the posted mph, but if you think you can intimidate a Jersey driver, well.

Nope.