may 19 in idea barrages

A SUPER hot avocado dip called UNHOLY GUACAMOLE.

LESS YOGA PANTS, MORE TOGA PANTS

Glider-Man, Glider-Man, friendly neighborhood Glider-Man, slowly falls through the sky, wishes he could really fly, look out! Depressing Glider-Man!

Don’t feel guilty about the awful things you endured because you feel they’re the only reason you became a better person, guilty that only trauma could author you into something more. The terrible things happened but then you stood up and changed in response. That’s all you.

Once someone said “you ever wanna crawl under a rock for three days and just sleep?” and then Easter was invented.

Hopefully you were left many hauntingly surrealist chocolates by the Easter Buñuel.

Hear me out: a Beetlejuice reboot but Beetlejuice is played by Aubrey Plaza.

In rock and roll music, you either die a hero or live to add a strings section.