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Why be “Rasputin” when you could be “FELONIOUS MONK”?

A parody of “Shipoopi” from THE MUSIC MAN about ninja video games “Shinobi”.

Garfield + Arbuckle = Garfunkle. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

Everybody’s going through something. Some crap, some pain. The problem is, so many people don’t admit it, think they’re the only ones going through it and lash out at the world as such. But no. We’re all in some kind of pain and we’re all in this together, like it or not.

“The main ingredients are communion wafers and consecrated wine but don’t worry, it’s a very forgiving recipe.”

Biblical romantic comedy: JOB VERSUS THE VOLCANO.

Your Kidzbop band will be called “Squarepants Nonethericher”.

The greatest celebrity sex scandal of all time would’ve been a Norman Fell/Roger Mudd tryst if only for the headline “Fooled Around And Fell In Mudd”.