may 15 in idea barrages
- May 13, 2021, 3:31 p.m.
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Okay, when the bars start opening up again, here’s the best name for a band ever: Greg T. Nelson.
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The French have a saying for when you have the exact minimum of something and any less would mean you have nothing at all. In Paris, they sigh “C’est La Croix.”
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Living is the weirdest thing you’re ever gonna do.
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Life’s a pre-existing condition, here we are, all just trying to keep it existing as well. Hang in there.
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There is a lot of room for a play on words between OnlyFans and the phrase “subscription box”.
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A 90s soft-rock parody about Voltaire “I smell sex and Candide… here…”
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If I ever do a horror-host show I think it’ll be at a hip monster bar and it’ll be called “It’s Midnight Somewhere”.
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I have decided to start referring to Wandavision as “Florence and the Machine”.
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