may 11 in idea barrages

LESS WHODUNNIT, MORE WHYDUNNIT.

A generation that knows how to rest but has never known how to truly relax. Even if we’re laid off, even if we’re locked-down-in, even if we sleep ten hours straight idle and depressed, we never relax. Even sleeping into the afternoon, our jaws never unclench, shoulders never untense.

Anytime you purchase something sent in brown wrapper because you’re embarrassed, that’s inconspicuous consumption.

Too many real estate agents, not enough theoretical estate agents.

If you really think about it, Pizza Hut wears a fedora.

Spring Ernest be all “KnowhatImean, Vernal Equinox”?

You know what would be a terrible combination of two already awful genres? HAUNTED RENOVATIONS.

Mild thing… you are so calming… you make everything… pleasant… mild thing…