Humbug. in The Napkin.

I do not understand those who can spend an inordinate amount of time searching and applying for jobs. I just spent three hours applying to one posted two days ago, AND IT’S ALREADY FILLED. I think I lost a few days off my lifetime.

For being tech-savy, I really don’t understand how to FIND jobs. I keep hearing about temp agencies, but google-fu isn’t really helping much. I don’t get it. I just don’t get it. I’m too olde for this shit. I wish someone could just hand me five cards with different jobs and say “Pick one, and you’ll do it whether you like it or not.”

Because I have never answered that “what do you want to be when you grow up?” question.