may 2 barrage in idea barrages

1.) A "Reunited And It Feels So Good" parody about a pyromaniac? "Reignited" and so forth?

2.) Rob Ford is a shining example of how many second-chances you get when you have the privilege of a figurehead for the powerful.

3.) Today we are reborn. And tomorrow after that. And after that. And after that too.

4.) I begrudge very few, while I languish, their success but for Seth MacFarlane I will make an enthusiastic exception.

5.) Why, it's everyone's favourite fishing cowboy, Bass Masterson.

6.) Within these four walls, there exists a secret show called "The Continuing Adventures of Good Kitty & Adequate Dog".

7.) The more news I see from the Ukraine, the more comforted I am by the fact that I am well past a draftable age.

8.) Just a whole bunch of toupeed businessmen rolling with the words "RUG LIFE" tattooed on their knucks.

9.) The egg, at least semantically. Something one mutation away from being a chicken laid an egg w/ the full-chicken mutation in it.