may 5 in idea barrages

The clinical term for the fear of Italian food is “fettuccineafraido”.

Death-metal covers of Imagine Dragons and you’re called Imagine Dungeons.

Unlike Jesus, Hamlet died for all our indecisions instead and, honestly, I can relate a lot more to that.

A parody of GNR’s Patience about Patreon and begging for Patrons.

Jagger played an Uno Reversi on the Twilight Zone irony gods by wishing he died before he got old in a popular song, that’s why he’s still alive at the tender age of 138, despite living a debauched life that would’ve already killed three Chuck Bukowskis AND a Hunter S Thompson.

When J-Lo has has six engagement rings from famous people, she will complete The Matrimony Gauntlet.

Interestingly, there is actually one rule at the Outback Steakhouse and that rule is that dogs can’t play basketball.

The optimal name for a death-metal band is “Incomprehensible Font”.