apr 23 in idea barrages

Pizza Hut Pringles: once you PARP, you don’t starp!

I love how the GOP’s only possible logical defense for using a Nazi-appropriated rune in their set design would be “No no, we’re just saying that we… a group overwhelming dominated by evangelical Protestant Christians… actually worship the Asgardian pantheon! Come on!”

Finally, Lazarin, a new treatment for resurrectile dysfunction.

A Saturday morning cartoon called ESCHERMAN about a superhero who protects the Netherlands through the power of his mathematically-impossible shoes. The theme song is just “ESCHERMAN, ESCHER, ESCHERMAN, ESCHER”.

No using the Dark Side of the Force in restaurants. You don’t Sith where you eat.

It’s like a bland but pleasant knock-off of Super Mario Brothers 2 for sleepy Midwesterners. Okie-Dokie Panic.

I now realize someone needs to cover Taylor Swift songs in the style of James Taylor and perform as “Taylor Taylor”.

Willy Wonka’s dark secret fetish: neccophilia.