apr 8 in idea barrages

A final episode of BLUES CLUES where she leads you to the bodies of all her previous owners. The challenge of the mystery used to mean so much to her but now she’s tired. The compulsion to kill is unquenchable but the flesh is no longer willing. Help her end the madness.

Trauma is the most insidious virus of all, burrowing into your very cells, forcing your defenses into replicating it onto others. It is only through the disciplines of constant self-awareness & conscious empathy that you can quarantine. No one should ever suffer like you did.

In Soviet Frankenstein nomenclature pedantics, monster is YOU.

A Gorillaz song about the days of exploration on the high-seas built around the line “watch me circumnavigate, ha ha ha ha ha”.

We somehow need psychiatric EMTs, emotional ambulance calls, psychic trauma surgeons. I don’t know what that model would look like but we do.

The new breakfast cereal for conspiracy theorists - Specious K.

Your DJ name is Loops Skywalker.

HOT TAKE: internet fan-fiction shipping culture devalues the idea of platonic connection for the porn-sick in ways we might not psychologically understand for a generation. it’s like, if you have any connection, it must be a sexual connection only, and it is so goddamn strange.