mar 26 in idea barrages

A love song about weightlifters called “Heart and Swole”.

I don’t know how to properly mash up “Dogs Playing Poker” and “The Last Supper” I just know that when you figure it out, you’ll have a hit on your hands.

If you snore like you’re sawing logs, does that make you a slumberjack?

Advertise your dentistry-themed roller coaster with the phrase “BRACE YOURSELVES!”

Santa Claus as a superhero whose catchphrase is “My… Santa Sense is… Jingling”.

I think it’d be fun to meet the little brother of Emo Phillips “Goth Phillips”. That guy is probably a riot.

No, the worst Valentines ad campaign ever would be “McRibbed, For Her Pleasure”.

LESS TACTICAL, MORE PRACTICAL