mar 25 in idea barrages

Too much shotgunning beer will leave you with carpal funnel syndrome.

You know what would be an interesting pop culture mash-up? Jiminy Hoffa.

A book about an unhinged internet fanboy who, believing his parasocial connections to minor celebrities real, goes out in a quest to impress them called THE STAN OF LA MANCHA.

I feel like you could buy Enchanted Forest and really change its market positioning by re-naming it “Good Escape”. “Look kids, money’s been tight this year, we can’t afford to go to Great Escape… but…”

Another interesting idea: Nina Simone and Pumba.

Pharaoh Jacques, Pharaoh Jacques, in his tomb, in his tomb, buried in a deep cave, with his gold and his slaves, what a douche, what a douche.

When they develop support groups to help deprogramme people from the Q-Anon cult, will they be called Q-Anon Anon?

After breaking the world record for most vomit in one sitting, she simply wiped her mouth and bragged “I knew I had it in me.”