mar 12 in idea barrages

Y’know. After years of studying his list, I think this Craig fellow might be a pimp who has too many couches.

Oh yeah, middle of January I realize how good a parody of Santa Baby “Satan Baby” about a person negotiating to sell her soul for enormous wealth would be. Writes itself.

If you’re still going on about how Die Hard is a Christmas movie, can we at least agree that in all the ways that really matter The Pina Colada Song is a Jimmy Buffett record?

Then there is, of course, Hans Atheist Andersen and his famous children’s tale “The Little Mermaid’s Fedora”.

The arc of the bangs on John Connor in Terminator 2 is called a Furlong.

A book of essays called “Grouching Toward Bethlehem”.

If you practice the banjo three times into the mirror of a darkened bathroom, one of Mumford’s sons appears.

Baby Johns, doo doo do do do doooo, Mama Johns, doo doo do do do doooo, PAPA JOHNS, DOO DOO DO DO DO DOOOOOO