mar 10 in idea barrages

Today was the day they met the right Fall Out Girl and became Fall Out Man.

The best way to let someone know their nipples are showing through their shirt discreetly is to tastefully tactfully scream “HEY! YOUR MOUNDS ARE SHOWING THEIR ALMOND JOYS!” You’ll totally save discomfort and humiliation for all concerned.

The Looney Tunes team up with George Michael to win an intergalactic singing competition in SPACE WHAM.

If you are ever in the situation where you are just about to finish making love to former pop star Demi Lovato, you are legally required to sing “DOMO GERIATO, DEMI LOVATO!” You will be doing your part to make the universe more awesome.

Pretending there’s a difference between Reaganism & Trumpism is fruitless, the second’s just the first unmasked. The same hatred of minorities, the same dismantling of medical infrastructure, the same lip-service to craven televangelists. Just a crudely skilled B-movie schlock actor as opposed to a utterly talentless game show host. In short, if Reagan hadn’t torn down our mental health infrastructure in the 80s, Trump’s final true believers would be getting compassionate care in mental institutions right now instead of out in the world, filing lawsuits based on rumours from reddit incel messageboards.

It hadn’t panned out the way she wanted, it petered out instead.

The bag for boil-in bag rice should be called “the boilin’ bag”. Nice and simple.

There are probably better ways for political leaders to source material than to lie, hear someone repeating their lie and then claim their source for the lie is the person they heard repeating them.