feb 28 in idea barrages

A story about characters who have had fleeting encounters with The Crow called “The Gothman Prophecies”.

See if you can convince someone that you think “BDSM” stands for “Buford / Denver The Last Dinosaur / Smurfs / Muppet Babies” your favourite Saturday morning cartoon block as a child.

A Great House in DUNE devoted to the production of atomics, House Nookem, lead of course by the crass and unpredictable Duke Nookem.

Love it when cultures create fake slang to see if dumb American whitefolk will appropriate it. Snoop Dogg perfected it with every third word he says but England started it. A tween from Santa Barbara tweets she’s “chuffed about what’s in the boot of the lorry” & the Queen smiles.

I like to think that, at one point, they put out New Bay Seasoning and it was terrible and they renamed Bay Seasoning “Old Bay Seasoning” and that’s when it gained the true heights of its popularity.

A Grand Theft Auto knock-off in Bedrock called RED FRED REDEMPTION.

The existence of Oral Roberts University presumes the existence of Anal Roberts University and their sports rivalry probably gets REALLY weird.

We oughta have some kind of celebration day, late spring, early summer, when things are actually repaired by the vaccines. Something to make up for all the holidays we missed. Hallgivingmas.