feb 27 in idea barrages

  • Feb. 26, 2021, 7:19 p.m.
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  1. I don’t know what the Heathcliff/BEEFCLIFF meme would look like, I just know it needs to exist.

  2. The New Mutants character Sunspot had the nickname Berto for Roberto and grew up very very rich so, in my head-canon, he had a butler who called him Master Berto and no one understood how funny it was because Brazilian Portuguese was their first language.

  3. The Roomba people really missed a trick, they could’ve licensed Shaquelle O’Neal to brand it as “The Shaquum Cleaner”.

  4. Do EDM remixes of classic Big Band songs under the nom-de-guerre “Count Bassy”.

  5. An improvement on the Choco Taco wherein Taco Bell and Willy Wonka team up for the Oompachalupa.

  6. A series of commercials where Sherlock Holmes investigates crimes involving stained linoleum and each ends with the catchphrase “PINESOLVED!”

  7. It seems there is a show called “Sanditon” and it is not, like, an anime about giant sand monsters. I’ll admit to disappointment.

  8. Step 1: invent the world’s blandest cheese. Step 2: call it “mormonzola”. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit.


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