feb 26 in idea barrages
- Feb. 24, 2021, 10:23 a.m.
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The logical endgame of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter is, of course, Schrodinger’s Butter. You cannot know if it is or is not butter until you open the box.
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Uber but the driver shows up in a gimp mask and it’s called “the gag economy”.
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Sometimes you just wanna eat a cheese ball like an apple.
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I hope Meat Loaf married a woman named Olive and they were traditional so she took his stage last name to become Olive Loaf.
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I haven’t seen the 2nd Wonder Woman (I don’t want COVID nor do I want to pay for HBO Max) but I know I want the third one to be about her bringing Superman to justice for the murder of Zod. Because screw Snyderian grimdark Randian edgelord storytelling.
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Before the internet, 83% of media was a rich man telling you “This person is conventionally attractive so now they’re famous”. After the internet, 83% of media is random people saying “I am conventionally attractive and therefore demand fame” while a rich man gets richer off it.
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Stay up all hours, wake up real late, it forces a person to innovate.
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A sitcom about marrying the Golem of Prague called MUD ABOUT YOU.
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