feb 24 in idea barrages

Step One: start a business. Step Two: create a mascot called Murray Little. Step Three: frame all your holiday ads around the slogan “have yourself a Murray Little Christmas! Step Four: ??? Step Five: Profit.

If Cosby hadn’t been caught, cosplay might have developed into Cosplay, which is just a horrifying idea.

Watching someone too stupid to understand that their lies are obvious lie is hilarious, except when they’re so rich that people will believe them anyway, because they worship the concept of possessing currency. Then it is The Saddest Thing.

Maybe we can’t find either Waldo or Carmen Sandiego because they’re off together having a TORRID affair.

Marilyn Manson’s stage naming convention could be modified to be comic book characters and famous assassins. You could be “Lee Harvey Dent”!

“Crimbo” as a slang for Christmas sounds like a minor gang in The Warriors. “Watch out for the Crimbos,” one of The Warriors might say, “that’s lead-shot in those stockings.”

The Grinch was a Who that was forced to eat the flesh of another Who while starving and partially succumbed to the curse of the Wendigo.

I just realized that the reason there is a population disproportionate amount of popular Youtubers in Canada is that socialized medicine allows people the risk of innovating in their work, unlike Americans who are left to plow forward in day jobs or die.