feb 20 in idea barrages

Maybe the real monster was the big head we gave Todd along the way.

Imagine being so rich that no one can tell you that Jar-Jar Binks is a bad idea. Just really get into that idea and sit there.

Maybe life provides us w/ the mercy of being so overwhelmed w/ everyday worries we only occasionally glance against the horror of the idea of death. Maybe the mercy is living long enough you’re so worn out the fear is dulled by the exhaustion. This is what I think about at 3AM.

A theramin is just a kazoo you play with electrical fields instead of groans.

There aren’t enough parodies of The Last Supper where Ronald MacDonald is Jesus and Judas is portrayed as The Hamburglar. Betraying him for thirty pieces of McNugget.

A talented deli butcher is a real carving artist.

Removing the annoying sidekick character from a children’s show requires the assistance of an orkopedic surgeon.

The soft-rock chart topper “Smooth” by the guy from Matchbox 20 is a Santanic ritual.