feb 14 in idea barrages

Maybe Roger Rabbit was really framed by the friends we made along the way.

Your Street Fighter musical will involve the song “Hello Dhalsim”.

If you think about it, the ending to ITS A WONDERFUL LIFE was a Savings and Loan Bailey-Out.

Because this year has been so awful, Eminem should really record the rap from that one cereal commercial for us. “My name is Barney Rubble and I’m here to say/ I love Fruit Pebbles in a major way!” and so on. Would it cheer you up? It’d cheer me up.

This eerily mild early winter is just matching the March 283rd vibe we’re all rocking.

Giving mainstream coverage to the “findings” of “internet sleuths” on 4chan or reddit or whatever for years, fully irresponsibly, it’s horrifying to see how it’s final form is the asinine lawsuits Trump continues to attempt. Everyone helped legitimize this horsecrap.

One of the weird things about Current Flavorland Discourse is… how we’re now supposed to pretend that Fieri as a cultural force isn’t a weaponized Applebees ebola spread across the land, just because he’s a decent human being personally? Both can be true at once.

HOT TAKE THAT YOU KNOW DEEP IN YOUR HEART IS TRUE: Gene Simmons is the Donald Trump of rock ‘n’ roll.