feb 6 in idea barrages

There are no films starring Rob Schneider. Oh, there are films where he is the performer with the most screen time, for sure, but do not let us define down “star” like that.

Which would be better? MARS ATTACKS but all the aliens are ALF or ALF but he’s a MARS ATTACKS alien? Whichever loses, we all win.

A Firefox extension that automatically clicks the “continue without contributing” link on all news stories.

Whenever a man whose life was constant privilege tells you to fight for freedom and that “fight” for “freedom” conveniently involves oppressed people killing even worse oppressed people for his profit, do the right thing and spit into his cowardly little face.

If you think about it, Frankenstein’s monster was the first techno-remix.

People will die for their sense of identity. People will kill for their sense of identity. People will shed everything good & kind & right about being human so that they can say they’re a particular kind of person. It is our fatal flaw, the font from which all our tragedies flow.

Trump’s entire life has been a Ponzi scheme. The promise of wealth if people buy in but all the money just goes to the top and when it runs out, all the new waves go to the curb broke. Powell learned that. Everyone else will too, by and by.

It has been running through my mind for days now, the seed of the most depressing song parody ever. “APPLE BOTTOM JEANS, DREAM THAT’S DEFERRED”.