jan 24 in idea barrages

Hamburglar is just the disappointing failson of the legendary rogue Beefthief.

In the Grimace species, there is a decentralized nervous system with essentially four brain lobes, one in each arm. This is why when Grimace was re-introduced as a friendly character, he was far stupider and only had two arms. The Professor lobotomized him at Officer Big Mac’s request.

Terrible topical Halloween costumes with words all over them explaining the joke is the 21st century version of terrible political cartoons where everything is labeled over explaining the joke.

In an Italian restaurant, Karen wants to speak to your mangiaer.

A vegan propaganda film claiming the youth are being corrupted by meat-eating entitled BEEFER MADNESS.

Years later, it still blows my mind how many on the right and, sadly, the far-left were convinced a middle-class lawyer from Chicago’s suburbs was the center of a vast international conspiracy but the guy with hundreds of millions in failed international business holdings wasn’t.

No one speaks of Hot Topic’s submissive counterpart Hot Bottomic.

HALLOWEEN REAL TALK: the failure of the Ghostbusters reboot had nothing to do with casting female leads & everything to do with hiring an improv-heavy director for an FX-driven action comedy. Those two modes of storytelling are incompatible on technical levels, doomed to failure.