jan 23 in idea barrages

Nosferatu look down upon modern vampires, dismissing them as painfully new-fangeled.

An alpha-build of a video game about Dr. Pimple Popper would be in early-abcess.

It’s like RATATOUILLE but in a sketchy pizzeria where the drivers all sell drugs on the side called RATATONY.

I have realized that my RPG alignment is “neurotic good”.

If you need a catchphrase for your superhero, “hot diggity Damocles” is still available.

Maybe what people hate about the masks is how they subconsciously remind us of how goddamned awful the live-action Transformers movies were. The idea that, on some level, Michael Bay is to blame for hundreds of hundreds of deaths, it’d somehow make sense.

Why call it an “orgy” when you could call it a “hepatitis bee”?

Tony LaRussa is the Mitch McConnell of baseball.