jan 21 in idea barrages

Wakko, Yakko and Dot never mention the forgotten third Warner brother, Malcolm-Jamal.

Yes, I would write an entire story about Jesus as a super-spy just to get to the line “Manger is my middle name”. Of course I would.

When a dog gets sick from too many Snausages, that’s snausea.

I just hope that the inevitable Guy Fieri biopic will be a rap musical called “Plate Mile”, though its main hit would simply be called “Guy’s Spaghetti”.

ARTHUR is a lot more fun to watch when you head-canon it as what would’ve happened to Bruce Wayne had his family decided to stay in that night.

Vegan meats are often hambiguous.

LESS END-TIMES, MORE FRIEND-TIMES!

If Subway employs sandwich artists, are the salads a form of sandwich expressionism? Sandwich surrealism?