jan 17 in idea barrages

These deluded fools, they feel like failures and cling to the lie that their whiteness makes them better because it’s all they have left. They’ll cling to religion and guns to try and protect that last lie that keeps them going. That’s why they back Trump, nothing more.

Fandoms realizing that actors or writers who created characters they fell in love with can still be gigantic pieces of crap as actual humans, man, it is like the most American heartbreak of all. I want to give them all hot cocoa and blankets. Fandom was a mistake.

If you think about it, quarterbacks are just throwing stars.

If Torrid had any guts, they’d rebrand as Thicctoria’s Secret.

Your Australian Rules Football name is “Yahoo Furious”.

A parody of Elanor Rigby about Bela Lugosi?

“If you can’t eat the Double Stuff, don’t eat an Oreo at all, the tease is worse than not having at all.” would be a wonderful epitaph on a gravestone. Unless you’re a cowboy, I guess.

The worst junk food tie-in, of course, would be “50 Shades of Lays” potato chips.