jan 8 in idea barrages

I love saying the word “autumnal” almost as much as I love pretending that its mid-year equivalent is “sumerian”.

If I could teach America one fact, it would be “Just because someone agrees with you doesn’t mean they’re effective, doesn’t mean they’re not dangerous, doesn’t mean they’re not crazy. Someone doing unreasonable things on your Side is still wrong.”

Is anyone else kind of afraid they’re gonna try to do some kind of Macy’s Parade that is gonna be a super-spreader event or are we all just assuming we’ll be three weeks deep into a second Civil War at that point?

Open up a 1950s businessman themed bar across from Jimmy Buffett’s Margaritaville called “Warren Buffett’s Martiniville”. You will have isolated all the douchebags in the area in a two-building radius. The rest of your city will be a douche-free Rad Zone.

Theatre Dinner! It’s like dinner theatre except you just sit there and watch theatre folk eat.

It’s a snidecar. It’s a cocktail for hipsters. It’s sarcastically good.

Missing live performance so much, to an in-person audience so much, open mics & writers groups & improv classes, that I just sat down & wrote a framework for a short-form improv show, just to remember what it’s like. I know it won’t be safe to do such things for a while but damn.

The next time someone starts riffing on the tired comedy bit of “No-Nut November” just claim you thought that it was “Cronut Crovember” and you were just going to eat a cronut every day for a month, like a hipster from 10 years ago.