jan 5 in idea barrages

A movie about Sesame Street getting canceled for being bigoted against grouches called UNFOLLOW THAT BIRD.

When you invest your entire savings into a medical marijuana dispensary, you’re totally pot-committed.

A vampire tiefling named Teethling.

Sometimes I’ll get a friend request from a facebook pornbot and I’ll think “I wonder if the woman whose picture they used for this account knows that they are using her picture in this manner… probably best she is ignorant of this.”

Can you go to a legal Nevada brothel and bring your own prostitute, as long as you pay the ranch a “porkage fee”?

There has never been a metaphor more literal than when Dave Matthews had his tour bus dump its septic tank onto a boat load of tourists. Yes, he has been metaphorically doing this every single day of his career but for one shining moment, it crossed into the real.

If you’re the child of one of the members of Evanescence, do you troll your parent for making the funniest song of all time by, after soccer practice, calling up and yelling “PICK ME UP! Pick me up right now. SOCCER’S DONE! Sweat’s upon my brow” and so on?

You will sell CBD-infused pastries under the name “Blazed Donuts”.