dec 28 in idea barrages

  • Dec. 27, 2020, 2:36 p.m.
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  1. When we don’t sleep, the push-downs become the bubble-ups. Let yourself sleep. Those push-downs, they can stay down there for one night, it’s okay. They’ll be there tomorrow and the fight will be there too. You can sleep.

  2. Saw an ad for an arthritis gel and was surprised to discover that Paula Abdul has somehow evolved into Charo? It makes me feel old, which is correct.

  3. Since the 1800s our entire law-enforcement system has been slowly shaped into an apparatus for enforcing slavery-lite so as to maintain racial oppression with more plausible deniability. Something like “police” are needed, the monster we mistakenly still call police isn’t that.

  4. A movie about gun nuts secretly into BDSM called “Trigger Discipline”.

  5. Chestnuts roasting. “Chestnut, you are sexually promiscuous!” “Chestnut, you have gained weight since your youth!”

  6. The best thing about Mexican Hanukah is the delicious Challahpeno Bread.

  7. The child of a triton and a tiefling who dual-wields two tridents because, like, what else would they use?

  8. A movie about a time traveler’s desperate attempt to save bluegrass music by breaking up Mumford’s relationship before he can have sons called FOLK TO THE FUTURE.


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