dec 24 in idea barrages

They believe their money, their inherited wealth, makes them a different species, a next step in evolution, homo pecunia rising above mere homo sapiens. But it’s just shiny metal, paper in their pants, zeros & ones in some computer, it is meaningless. They aren’t your superiors.

Another overlooked blasphemy of 2020, apparently the hockey championship is between… Tampa and Dallas? In any other year, man, would that stand out as one of the seals being broken. This year? It’s like… a quick line for Fallon to laugh at himself about.

A hentai called THE POCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW.

If you can ever trick or treat again, a great line for it is “RELEASE THE KRACKEL!”

Part hobbit, part machine, all cop. FRODOCOP.

My third DUNE-related parody would’ve been “All About The Bedouins”, it’s probably good I never got around to it, I can’t rap to save my life.

When you speak of “religion” you don’t speak of God, whatever form God may or may not take. You speak of traditions, made-up things that changed with transmission. The holy, if it’s there, speaks to each of us with unique words, Tradition’s just a manufactured set of controls, traipsing about in God’s stolen robes.

Vanilla Ice in 1989, ending a rap: “Word to your mother.” Vanilla Ice in 2020, ending a rap: “Link to the Discord.”