It snot your problem. in The Napkin.

Do you blow your nose with one hand or two?

I have seen humans blow their nose with two hands, and I can’t figure out how to do it. Okay, one side, the other side. But.

WHAT ABOUT WHERE ALL THE SNOT GOES.

As I’m right-handed, I’ll use my index and thumb to alternate blowing out my nose. While my left hand prevents all the snot from GETTING IN MY MOUTH.

Anyone that knows me knows I’m a filthy, disgusting human. But that is too much for me. No post-nasal mucus in mouth!

Ew.