dec 7 in idea barrages

I hope in the new Mulan movie, the theme is the theme to the old He-Man cartoon except “Mu-LAN, Mu-LAN” instead of “He-MAN, He-MAN”.

I like to believe that the Punky Brewster cartoon with the magical Glomer was all Cherie’s hallucination from lack of oxygen in the fridge. That’s my headcanon.

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The pride goeth before the Falwell.

You know what’d be a weird movie? MICHAEL JACKSON’S SKINWALKER.

A message to an alternate timeline is really just a parallelogram.

They’re fine with the idea of feeding the poor with impossible magic but if taxes mean they only get to buy two new yachts this quarter, they say let the poor starve. This is the cop out of magic, of miracles, of faith. That place where fairy tales end and we see who we really are.

People tend to focus on the miracles and get distracted from the message. Such is the folly of trying to bring a spoonful of sugar to make the medicine go down, by and by, they will figure out how to gorge on the sugar and omit the medicine entirely.