dec 5 in idea barrages

If you manage to kick Clay Aiken in the crotch, he is legally obligated to yell “OH MY AIKEN BALLS!” in the same way that if you manage to punch down onto a leprechaun’s hat, he is obligated to give you a gold coin.

Elvis could’ve followed up “Jailhouse Rock” with “Whole Lot Of Shankin’ Goin’ On” but he didn’t.

Missy Elliott rapping about the Roadrunner “MEEP MEEP, this bird can out-run a… Jeep”.

A book on the etiquette of hiring a dominatrix called STRICTLY SPEAKING.

A book called CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE GLUTEN-FREE VEGAN SOUL and all the pages are blank.

A supercut of the Next Generation “Best of Both Worlds” with a backing track of Hannah Montana’s song “Best of Both Worlds” would be peak internet.

The old arcade game GALAGA except the ship is the head of Gallagher and he shoots little sledgehammers at watermelon ships.

Even though Rupert Holmes wrote “The Pina Coladas Song” the authorship of the song is so frequently confused that the horrible feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you hear a Jimmy Buffet song is still medically referred to as “Pina Colitis”.