dec 3 in idea barrages

Your D&D team’s traveling stagecoach was sold to you by bird-man named Lee Aarakocra.

If dogs get kennel cough, do they also get pounding headaches?

I am not judging, simply being healthfully skeptical, when I say that if someone says they were missing “because a bear chased them up a tree” they… were probably up to some really really wild crap instead and rolled a natural 20 on Charisma when the cops asked for the story.

“Your struggles are all part of God’s plan”. Man, that just sounds like victim blaming to me. How about “that sucks” instead?

Golf. A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

A module where you fight dark elves called “Drow Tipping”.

Krang’s little side room that’s a shrine to NES sports games is called “The Tecmo Drome”.

Never be unapologetically anything. Always be ready to apologize. Always be ready to rethink, reconsider, understand someone else’s perspective. The only path to growth is change. Stagnation is the death before you die.