nov 20 in idea barrages

Yes, IN SECURITY would’ve been a much much much better title for PAUL BLART MALL COP than PAUL BLART MALL COP but the pun would’ve surely been wasted on such a terrible film that only existed for Adam Sandler to funnel money to his creatively lazy friends.

Innocent times were never innocent. Oh, maybe they were in denial of how screwed up they were but never mistake that for innocence. The past sucked, the past always sucks, the best day of your life will turn out to be part of a past that sucked. It’s okay. Move forward.

A man from Prague run off the internet for being inappropriate is a cancelled Czech.

A 2020 version of the famous Pagliacci joke except with the punchline “But doctor… I AM the manager.”

The cat howled the song of his people: “O For Tuna” from Purina Purrama.

It seems like half the businesses left are in fulfillment or redemption and yet here we are, with so little of either to go around.

Ripping your still-beating heart out your ribcage, that’s the easy half of writing. It’s accurately describing the machinations of your ticker in the midst of emotionally bleeding out, that’s the rough stuff. That’s the real stuff.

The other farmers were frightened by the success of Bill’s marketing hemp-fed cattle. The steaks had gotten high.