nov 15 in idea barrages

Go into the store. Swap the labels on the marshmallow Fluff and the mayo. Make the world a weirder place.

Don’t worry about expanding your orchestra. There’s always room for cello.

A film where ALF is beset upon by debt-collectors called “Alien Versus Creditors”.

A film where an attempt to contact Hitler’s ghost leaves him accidentally possessing Richard Pryor called “JoJo Rabbit, Your Life Is Calling”.

When newer British sitcoms are on PBS, it always freaks me out. They’re supposed to be from 1971 and look like they were filmed on 16MM through a glass of chocolate milk.

Flower power was all about putting the petal to the metal.

If the awful pop-country music they play in the local Goodwill was played everywhere public, we would lick COVID in two weeks time. Ain’t nobody gonna congregate for any longer than necessary with that stuff playing.

Open a pizza shop in Anchorage called “Alaska No Questions, Italian No Lies”.