nov 10 in idea barrages

The thing, Parsifal WAS the Fisher King… and the Red Knight & Arthur too, the same man, at different points on their path, different aspects of that journey, subsuming & generating each other. Myth & archetype aren’t behold to linear sense, only to meaning.

I don’t understand why you’d put all this work into a cloning machine just so you could have sex with yourself but, hey, you do you.

I would love it if Bette Midler wrote an autobiography called “Life Ain’t Nothin’ But Beaches and Money”.

Here’s the one thing all this horror can teach you, the one thing to grow on from all this: accepting that “normal” is at best transitory and far more likely a harmful facade. What you thought was normal was a passing phase. Life is just life and it always changes.

A senior citizen boxing tournament called KO Boomer.

Willy Wonka is on the run for killing all those children in his candy machines. One detective will not let up until he’s captured. Willy Wonka is THE FUDGEITIVE.

A really sexually-forward lizard monster would be called a Sleazestak.

Remember: you guys were the ones giving us participation trophies, we didn’t ask for them. We just wanted orange slices at halftime & quarters for Pac-Man at Pizza Hut after the game. The participation trophies were for your benefit not ours.