nov 4 in idea barrages

You could easily make “Black Betty” into a song about benzo pills. “Whoa Black Betty, diazepam, Whoa Black Betty, alprazolam”.

The Scandinavian tourist board should go with the slogan “Have you driven a fjord lately?” just because it amuses me. Honestly, more things should be done for this purpose.

The worst Star Trek/WWF mash-up would definitely be “Tribble H” in that once it showed up on screen it would multiply until it was on-screen every second of the show all the time.

The most important skill necessary to apply to any internet history from the 1990s is the art of total disassociation.

I guess the worst premise for a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles knock-off show would be about a superhero named Rad Herring and I guess that’s why I’ve already written the theme song in my brain.

There would be a cascade effect in the Red Hot Chili Peppers song “Give It Away Now” if you changed the words “Bob Marley” to “Jim Varney” and someday we may explore this difference.

For a drink called the Silver Bullet, I’ve always found Coors Light ads to have a disturbing lack of werewolf hunting. Like, they could totally be bros about it or whatever. College fratbros celebrating a werewolf kill like a bizarro inverse of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Trump as Peter Pandemic in his never-never-land of denial where the kids he sends back to school to score political points never grow up… because they die of the Corona instead.