nov 2 in idea barrages

I just hope that the Scarlet Witch show has a scene that’s a black-and-white war romance of her and the Vision called FROM HERE TO INFINITY.

When it is this hot, we should automatically shut down and power back on when it cools back off, like a cheap laptop.

Maybe even worse than lack of empathy, or at least 2nd, is humanity’s inability to step outside of ourselves and be patient. To understand when expecting things when and as we want them will only make things worse. “I want a pony” is bad but the worse sin is “AND I WANT IT NOW.”

You can just imagine some little neo-fascist like Stephen Miller whispering that gunning down some crowds in Portland would be great because “police states test well in Iowa”.

“Mask exemption cards” are the “I dOnT HaVe tO PaY tAxEs beCauSe tHe staTe spELled mY nAmE in aLL CaPS” of spreading a plague.

Torte does not kill torte. It is Torte Law.

Would selling beer steins in the shape of Frankenstein just for the sake of a terrible pun make me the Franken-steins monster?

Write an academic paper on the unreliability of water storage in ancient Mesopotamia so that you can get around to the Steely Dan pun line “Babylon cisterns, shake it.”