oct 31 in idea barrages

Just realized U.S. Acres was collectively the Jar-Jar Binks of Garfield & Friends. I can just see Jim Davis being like “We have to get U.S. Acres going because they’re the funniest characters I’ve ever created” while everyone else looks away ashamed.

I could go for Halloween as a fat Dick Tracy or a fat Nightwing as Thicc Tracy or Thicc Grayson. These are two options.

Really, why call it “pooping” when you can so easily call it “decrapitation”?

Well, I’m glad to see that at least the Canadian government realizes that the return to team sports in the middle of a plague is cartoonishly irresponsible. Here’s hoping there are SOME grown-ups in America and the MLB gets called off totally.

Anywhere you go to kill time should be called a Chronotorium.

A donut is just wheat tempura.

If you can afford a pristine pick-up truck and a ten-foot Trump flag but you can’t bother with a two-dollar mask to go into the gas station, you are nearly everything wrong with America all at once.

Training a dog for rabbit hunts is really just hare conditioning.