oct 29 in idea barrages

She made a RASPBERRY BRULEE, a good reason to use your kitchen torch more, RASPBERRY BRULEE

Sometimes I like to think we’re all the same consciousness, imagining that we’re different just because we’re each consciousness experiencing reality through a different lens, mistakenly presuming ourselves separate because of it.

Fetishizing the past gains nothing. The past was pretty messed up & the present no less. With open minds, we keep learning how to be better in perpetuity.. If the future comes to see us as ignorant, there’s no greater blessing because it means we set up progress after us as well.

I think the fact that my youtube suggested first a lecture on ethical mortuary practices and then an ironic review of “Garfield and Friends” in succession says all you need to know about my generation.

When mohels get together for cards, sometimes they play tip poker.

Spider-Man Spaghetti-Os… with great pasta comes great pastabilities!

I have decided to start calling the growing mass of Garfield memers on social media “Garfluencers”. Please adjust accordingly.

About the only way to save Brooklyn 99 would be to start next season ARCHER style, the NYPD have been defunded, the city’s much better for it and the whole cast has stumbled into running a tabletop role-playing game shop together.