oct 23 in idea barrages

Lady A and Cardi B collabing on a cover of “Beyond The Sea” with a guest rap verse from Chuck D, though Easy E is no longer with us to round out the premise.

YOUR OWN. PERSONAL. PIZZA. READ ALL THE BOOKS YOU CAN, SO HERE’S A PAN.

We’re so around-the-bend with economic Stockholm Syndrome that they’re trying to sell people that using their free-speech right to boycott a product is actually an attack on the CEO’s first-amendment rights. The first amendment doesn’t protect you from private reprisal, boyo.

KEEP CROM AND CONQUER ON.

You accidentally bump into a mummy and he’s all like “Well, EXHUME ME!”

The Hunchback later sued Notre Dame for his unlawful imprisonment and received a lump sum.

“I don’t practice Castaneda, I’m not searching for Don Juan, I’ve met a million gurus and all… of those dudes were wrong!”

That’s the problem with dairy farming, if it’s not one thing, it’s the udder.