oct 21 in idea barrages

What was with that super-brief fad of Dalgona coffee? Who prefers their coffee in viscous-slime form?

Artisanal single-source organic basketball shoes called Tweeboks.

So it appears that now Goya is no boya.

A rust-orange Magic 8 ball that just answers with the kind of nonsense doggerel the fake president spouts on Twitter (“LAW AND ORDER!” apropos of nothing, etc) called THE MAGIC HATE BALL.

Flash Google would battle the supervillain Bing The Useless.

I like to imagine He-Man crossovers with other properties just to dream on what Skeletor’s so-lame-they’re-incredible insults of the other heroes would be. “I’m not afraid of the Mighty Moron Power Rangers!” he might cackle.

“Rachel Ray cannot be saved” the blue shimmering form of Alton Brown sighed sadly “more thirty-minute meal than man, now, twisted and EVOO.”

What you must remember about fascism is that it’s fundamentally a pyramid-scheme grift. Yes, it’s fueled by genuine hate at the bottom but all the “true believers” are bilked along the way. For the higher-ups, the hate’s incidental to the power & money grabs.