oct 13 in idea barrages

I just realized that Liam Neeson got to do significantly more Force Ghost stuff as Ra’s Al-Ghul than he did as Qui-Gon Jinn.

Also: if the racist stereotype bug creature KNEW about the Jedi using mind-control, wouldn’t he also know that Qui-Gon Jinn could telekinetically manipulate dice? I know I know “A PLOT HOLE IN THE PREQUELS? NO!” but it’s at least one I haven’t heard brought up much.

When Elon Musk sheds his skin like a snake, the molted remains are his Elon Husk, which Joe Rogan then smokes to become somehow even stupider.

If I had to create a mascot for an insurance, I would create The Specific and he and The General would have to engage in single combat where the winner eats the loser’s heart and gains his power.

Fame, that great gleaming electric-blue bugzapper placed in front of our eyes, to dazzle and disorient us and then just as we reach the heart, BZAP. BZAP, Elvis on the toilet. BZAP, Kurt in the greenhouse. BZAP, BZAP, BZAP.

Frosted Cheerios are basically Tiny Glazed Donuts and they only aren’t called that because it makes you think you’re making a less terrible choice than you actually are.

Remember when we used to laugh it off when people driven into mental illness by fortune and fame declared their candidacy for president? Halcyon days, my dudes.

If Springsteen actually wrote “Blinded By The Light” the least he could do would be to explain what the hell he meant by the line “a little early birdie gave my anus curly-wurlies”. He owes us at least that much.